don't say to your friends,
"oh yeah, I can get her."
in your dreams, my dear,
i can do better!
flowers are okay,
but jewelry's best.
look at me, you idiot,
not at my chest!
i don't have a problem,
with expressing my feelings.
i know when you're lying,
you look at the ceiling.
dont call me a GIRL,
a BABE, or a CHICK .
i am a WOMAN.
get it, you DICK?